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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
I have a plan to end the wars in both Iraq and Afghanistan: Bring all our soldiers home, and send in our investment bankers. They’ll screw up the place in six months.
President Obama gave an online town hall meeting today. The first time a president has ever done that. Only three people wanted to know about the economy; only two people asked about Iraq; but 17,000 people wanted to be his BFF — “best friends forever.”
There was one embarrassing moment when someone online said to the president, “I’d like to meet you sometime and tell you some of my ideas.” It was Joe Biden.
President Obama has made his prediction for the Final Four. The only ones left standing after next week will be Citigroup, Chase, Bank of America, and Morgan Stanley.
Late Show with David Letterman
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
The former Treasury secretary, Henry Paulson, is writing a book about his role in the Bush administration during the economic crisis. It’s weird — the book starts on Chapter 11.
Gmail will now allow users to “unsend” their e-mail. But you have to do it within the first five seconds. This will be useful for anyone who sends out those drunken late-night e-mails. Is anyone going to sober up in five seconds?
A new poll found that 25 percent of people would rather win “America’s Next Top Model” than a Nobel Peace Prize. Even more surprising — among the 25 percent? Nelson Mandela.
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