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Late Night with Conan O'Brien
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been linked to a prostitution ring. He said, “I violated my oath to my family, and I violated my sense of right and wrong.” He also admitted violating someone named Amber.
This Friday, President Bush is going to be in New York City to give a speech on the U.S. economy. The speech is made up of only two words: “It blows.“
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain have all said that they are the person who should answer the phone at the White House if it rings at 3 a.m. Meanwhile, most Americans think that the White House should just get a receptionist.
John McCain announced he’s going to take a trip to Iraq. Which might be a bad idea, because the last time McCain went to a war zone, we didn’t hear from him for five years.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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