Hillary Clinton did very well this week. The Clintons say they�re a lot closer to getting back in the White House. Which Bill is very excited about so he can get these magazines he left under the mattress.

Did you know there is a new study that says men who help with the housework have more sex? Mostly with other men I think.

Big movie opening today I am very excited about: �10,000 BC.� It�s a prehistoric adventure, where the Neanderthals battle for supremacy. There is lots of screaming and grunting. It�s like �The View,� but more civilized.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

It�s daylight-saving time. Don�t forget to set your clock . . . is it back? Forward? It�s one of the two.

Ron Paul says he is winding down his campaign. His supporter is devastated.

He says he wants to spend more time with Mrs. Paul, who makes delicious packaged seafood.

There are caucuses in Wyoming and Guam tomorrow. And as everybody knows, so goes the caucus is Guam, so goes the election.