It's Labor Day. How do we celebrate? Immigrant working. It's the day we say "Thank you" to the typical American worker. So, "Gracias."
It's a big holiday today. President Obama spent the day golfing. Then he remembered it was a holiday.
The weather is changing in L.A. It is hot here. How hot is it? Just yesterday, the cloud started raining nude celebrities.
In case you haven't heard, there are nude celebrities all over the Internet. I never thought I'd see the day. Someone hacked "the cloud." The cloud is something I don't really understand. It's like whatever language Honey Boo Boo speaks.
I'm telling you, Hollywood hasn't been rocked like this since the great kale shortage.