THE LEFT COAST
REPORT
A Political Look at Hollywood
Headlines (Scroll down for complete stories): 1. Leo DiCaprio Defends Al Gore's Energy Excess
2. Britney Spears' Dim Lights
3. Oprah Winfrey's Broadway Show Accused of Racism
4. Hugo Chavez Shells Out for Danny Glover Films
5. Commercial Brake
1. Leo DiCaprio Defends Al Gore's Energy Excess
Leonardo DiCaprio has been busy pitching his self-narrated global warming
documentary called "The 11th Hour" at the Cannes Film Festival.
While at a press conference, the actor took the opportunity to come to the
defense of his Big Green idol, Al Gore.
DiCaprio shared that he tries to live his life in a "green manner." In addition
to installing solar panels on his house and driving a hybrid car, he said that
he flew to the press conference on a commercial plane rather than taking a
private jet.
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He then went on to defend Gore's excessive energy consumption. The former veep
has a massive carbon footprint thanks to, among other things, his jet setting
around the globe to deliver hot air speeches.
"Don't shoot the messenger," DiCaprio said. "This person is trying to relay a
message to the public and the way that he travels should not be splayed out like
that."
According to DiCaprio, Gore should get a hypocrisy pass. And so should he.
A lawsuit claims DiCaprio excavated his neighbor's property without permission
and damaged plants and hedges so that a basketball court could be installed in
his L.A. pad.
The suit also alleges that the actor's construction activities weakened a
hillside and left the neighbor's deck and pool in danger of collapse.
2. Britney Spears' Dim Lights
After dumping your spouse, compromising your baby's safety, shaving your head,
exposing your privates and hopping in and out of rehab, what do you do for an
encore?
Well, if you're Britney Spears you apparently try to rile Christians.
Evidently, it's a mandatory step for getting maximum attention, according to the
Madonna formula.
Spears has been trying to revive her career by performing mini-concerts at
various House of Blues locations. She plans to release a new album this year,
too, and in addition has restarted her Web site.
But despite having a faith-based background, the pop star recently posted on her
site the following message to her fans: "We are all lights of the world and we
all need to continuously inspire others . . ." This on the same site that
features her in a topless photo.
Along with the nudity affront, Christians are likely to be offended at the
"lights" reference because it is Jesus Christ who is "the Light of the world."
3. Oprah Winfrey's Broadway Show Accused of Racism
Shawnique Hill, a former stylist for Oprah Winfrey's Broadway show, "The Color
Purple" (from the film of the same name), has filed a federal lawsuit alleging
racial discrimination.
"My client is a true heroine . . . for the rights of all people of color who are
underrepresented and mistreated behind the curtains on Broadway even when the
most powerful black woman in America is the key investor," Hill's lawyer,
Christopher Serbagi, told the press.
Hill's suit claims that she was fired after making a complaint that there were
too few "people of color" working behind the scenes.
In addition to discrimination, Hill is suing for breach of contract and wrongful
termination.
The producers of the show responded with a statement to the New York Post: "We
are confident that there has been no violation of the law."
4. Hugo Chavez Shells Out for Danny Glover Films
South American dictator Hugo Chavez has arranged a $20 million financing package
so his like-commie-minded Hollywood pal Danny Glover can produce two movies.
The tyrant-backed films are "The General in His Labyrinth," which deals with the
life of South American revolutionary Simon Bolivar, and "Toussaint," which
documents the life of Haitian revolution leader Toussaint L'Ouverture.
Glover, one of the most reckless lefties to ever emerge from Tinseltown, has
repeatedly demonstrated his support for anti-U.S. thugs like Fidel Castro and
his Venezuelan Mini-Me, Chavez. The truth is, if our country had any resemblance
to the pit holes he adores, Glover's behavior and rhetoric would have gotten him
80 years in the slammer.
To see Glover rewarded for his betrayal of the country is appalling, but my
concern is that others in Hollywood will follow suit and go for the dictator
dollars.
5. Commercial Brake
When it comes to TV audience, size matters. And nowhere does it matter more than
in commercials.
New stats are on their way from Nielsen Media Research that will reveal how many
people are tuned in during TV ads. This has the industry scrambling to find new
ways to keep eyeballs glued to the set for the latest car, clothes and Viagra
commercials.
Approximately one-fifth of American households have digital video recorders (DVRs),
which makes it oh-so-easy to fast forward through all those commercial spots.
ABC network has responded via an arrangement with cable companies Cox
Communications, Inc. and Time Warner Cable, Inc. to stop the nasty little viewer
practice.
But a more promising trend has come along, and it fits the short attention span
of today's TV watchers, whets the entertainment appetite and effectively pushes
product at the same time.
I call it "advertainment."
Some clever broadcasters have come up with a way to combine short programming
with big name talent while integrating a commercial message.
For example, the Fox network recently aired a series of shorts in which the
storyline centered around a taxi driver. In between commercials, viewers were
treated to animated clips of a cabby named Oleg.
"It's something that pops up that is unexpected and the viewer says, What the
hell is that?' It may keep them around for a while longer," Jon Nesvig, Fox
Broadcasting's president of sales, told the Wall Street Journal.
This fall NBC will air similar programming to that of Fox, which will feature
Jerry Seinfeld. Seinfeld has reportedly taped 20 short episodes for the network,
which are part entertainment and part commercial.
I predict another trend for this fall campaign advertainment.
Picture this. The score is Bears 17, Packers 3. In pops Hillary with a "Closet
Palooza" promo, telling everyone how pleased she is now that she has her new
closet organizer with its roll-out sock drawers, built-in hamper and double pant
racks.
Or smack dab in the middle of a "Heroes" episode, John Edwards arrives to give
Quaker Oats a plug as a skin exfoliator.
Or as "Grey's Anatomy"'s George and Izzie are exchanging furtive glances, in
walks a cranky John McCain applying HeadOn directly to his forehead.
That's advertainment, and it's coming to a plasma near you.