THE LEFT COAST
REPORT
A Political Look at Hollywood
Headlines (Scroll down for complete stories): 1. Dakota Fanning Wins Kids' Choice Award Despite ‘Hounddog'
2. Rosie O'Donnell Goes Over the Top
3. Howard Stern's ‘American Idol' Conniving
4. Mia Farrow Waves ‘Leni Riefenstahl' Label at Steven Spielberg
5. John Travolta's Global Warming Wobble
1. Dakota Fanning Wins Kids' Choice Award Despite 'Hounddog'
The 20th Annual Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards was, as usual, a festive,
energetic affair that had some well-deserved winners like Favorite Movie Actor
Adam Sandler and Wannabe Award winner Ben Stiller, who was honored for being the
person kids most want to emulate.
There was an undercurrent of discomfort, though, as Dakota Fanning won the award
for Favorite Movie Actress.
"I can't believe this, oh my goodness," Fanning said between giggles. "I want to
thank all of you out there, and at home, who voted for me. I consider all of you
my friends!"
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Fanning's award served to underscore the horrible choice that her mother and
agent made in having the then-12-year-old Dakota film a violent rape scene for a
movie (which premiered at this year's Sundance Film Festival) called "Hounddog."
2. Rosie O'Donnell Goes Over the Top
Continuing in her bid to destroy Barbara Walters' credibility and ABC's program
"The View," Rosie O'Donnell's factually deficient and irresponsible comments are
rising in frequency and outrageousness.
Rosie recently gave viewers a pseudo-science lecture on the events of 9/11.
"I do believe that it's the first time in history that fire has ever melted
steel," O'Donnell confidently affirmed. "I do believe that it defies physics
that World Trade Center tower 7 — building 7, which collapsed in on itself — it
is impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being
involved. World Trade Center 7. World Trade [Center] 1 and 2 got hit by planes —
7, miraculously, the first time in history, steel was melted by fire. It is
physically impossible."
Rosie's "scientific" statements prompted a response along the following lines
from Popular Mechanics magazine:
Steel was weakened, not "melted." The crashes destroyed support columns and ignited raging fires that weakened the steel structures so that the towers could no longer support their own weight. Building 7, which had fuel tanks located throughout including two 6,000-gal. tanks in the basement, collapsed because fires weakened its steel structure. Steel melts at about 2,750 degrees Fahrenheit, but it loses strength at temperatures as low as 400 F. When temperatures break 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit, steel loses nearly 50 percent of its strength.
The North and South Towers weren't knocked down as a result of being "hit by planes." In fact, both towers remained standing for more than half an hour after the planes hit.
Tower 7 wasn't hit by a plane but was severely damaged due to debris from the collapse of the North Tower. In early photographs of building 7, smoke and debris obscured the pictures so that the first reports from FEMA did not take into account the extent of damage due to the debris from the collapsing 110 floor North Tower. After additional studies, the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) indicated that the debris from the North Tower hit building 7 with the force of a volcanic eruption. Almost a quarter of the building was carved away from floors 11 and higher. The NIST has found no evidence of a blast or controlled demolition.
Lack of evidence never seems to stop Rosie. She also spoke out on the British
sailors who are being held hostage by Iran.
"There were 15 British sailors and Marines who apparently went into Iranian
waters and they were seized by the Iranians. And I have one thing to say: Gulf
of Tonkin, Google it," Rosie sneered.
Her blog claimed that "the British did it on purpose" to provide an excuse for
war.
Memo to Rosie: You've become "The View"'s resident crackpot. Google it.
3. Howard Stern's 'American Idol' Conniving
Fox's "American Idol" is in Howard Stern's crosshairs.
The show with the most dominant ratings in broadcast television history is in
danger of being "ruined," according to the satellite shock jock.
Stern has been working with Web site votefortheworst.com and using his radio
platform to try to persuade his listening audience to follow the dictates of the
site, which advocates that "Idol" viewers vote for the poorest performer on the
show.
The designated contestant of the current season is an atonal, arrhythmic,
androgynous singer named Sanjaya Malakar. Malakar has inspired tears, endless
Internet chatter, late-night comedy ribbing, and a direct threat from
curmudgeonly judge Simon Cowell.
Cowell has signaled his intentions to quit "Idol" if Malakar wins. "I won't be
back if he does," Cowell recently declared to "Extra."
Stern is gleeful over the possibility of the show's demise. "We're corrupting
the entire thing. All of us are routing 'American Idol,'" the Sirius bigwig
boasted during a recent show. "It's so great. The No. 1 show in television and
it's getting ruined."
Stern routinely uses Malakar as fodder to debate Eric Lynch, a habitual caller.
Lynch is firmly against the idea of harming the integrity of "Idol." In jousting
with Lynch, Stern launches verbal missiles at the show while he promotes the
idea of Malakar becoming the next "American Idol."
Fans of Stern have demonstrated cult-like tendencies in the past, as listeners
appear to follow the dictates of their leader. He has even thrown his weight
around in statewide elections in New York.
Malakar was in the bottom two or three of "Idol" contestants during the initial
episodes of the show. But he was noticeably absent from the lower vote-getter
categories in those telecasts that took place after Stern started to focus on
his get-out-the-vote effort in March.
With over 30 million people tuning in each week, other networks are likely
pleased with Stern's campaign and heartened by the fact that this year's "Idol"
ratings are down 10 percent.
Since the actual vote tallies are not released to the public, exactly how many
voters Stern has managed to corral is unknown. Malakar does have his own fan
base and is also being covered extensively by Indian media.
Fox has issued a statement on the matter, expressing its skepticism of Stern's
actual impact on the plurality of the vote.
"With 30 million votes every week, and hundreds of millions of votes over the
season," the Fox statement reads, "the power of true fans of 'American Idol'
dwarfs any attempt of people trying to gain notoriety. Despite the press
coverage, these campaigns don't affect who moves forward in the competition."
In private, though, Fox execs must have their fingers crossed that Malakar is
booted sooner rather than later.
4. Mia Farrow Waves 'Leni Riefenstahl' Label at Steven Spielberg
Mia Farrow recently launched some verbal volleys at director Steven Spielberg.
The actress is unhappy with the filmmaker because of his involvement with China
in the production of the 2008 Olympic Games.
According to Farrow, Spielberg is in danger of becoming "the Leni Riefenstahl of
the Beijing Games."
Farrow has been trying to bring attention to the crisis in Sudan. Because the
government of China has overtly supported the government of Sudan, Farrow is
less than enthusiastic about the Olympics being held in Beijing.
In an editorial published in The Wall Street Journal, Farrow expressed
disappointment that "artists like director Steven Spielberg, who quietly visited
China this month as he prepares to help stage the Olympic ceremonies" would
"sanitize Beijing's image."
Farrow questioned whether Spielberg, "Who in 1994 founded the Shoah Foundation
to record the testimony of survivors of the Holocaust, is aware that "China is
bankrolling Darfur's genocide?"
Still, Farrow saved her most derogatory comparison for last. She invoked the
name of Nazi propagandist Riefenstahl, who is known for making a film on the
1936 Berlin Olympics.
"Does Mr. Spielberg really want to go down in history as the Leni Riefenstahl of
the Beijing Games?" Farrow asked. "Do the various television sponsors around the
world want to share in that shame? Because they will. Unless, of course, all of
them add their singularly well-positioned voices to the growing calls for
Chinese action to end the slaughter in Darfur."
5. John Travolta's Global Warming Wobble
John Travolta recently lectured the Brits, asking them to "do their bit" to
reduce global warming.
While he was at it, he admitted, "I fly jets," according to the London Evening
Standard.
Travolta preached about the need to use "alternative methods of fuel" to help
the environment.
Vinnie Barbarino's alter ego just happens to own five jets and his own private
runway. During the last year, the "Battlefield Earth" star has flown 30,000
miles and produced an estimated 800 tons of carbon emissions.
"It's a shame when someone of his standing is so outspoken about green issues,
yet fails to practice what he preaches," John Buckley of CarbonFootprint.com
complained to the Evening Standard.
Maybe Travolta was drawing on his Scientology background when he said that the
solution to global warming could be found in outer space.