The Onion has announced plans to release a satirical autobiography of Vice President Joe Biden in e-book form today, according to the New York Times.
This autobiography is expected to be released on Friday at the Kindle Singles store of Amazon.com, the Times reports.
“Hombre, you’ve just done Uncle Joe a real solid buying this book,” the foreword begins. “I ain’t the kind of guy who forgets his debts. Next time we meet there’s a tallboy of ice cold Beast on me. And if you’re a lady, I know a few tricks to repay you with interest, if you catch my drift.”
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Called "The President of Vice," the book is the latest in a number of satirical write-ups that the self-proclaimed "America's Finest News Source" has written on the vice president.
Over the past four years, The Onion has had Biden washing his Trans Am in the White House driveway while shirtless, jumping his motorcycle over the Vietnam Memorial, and getting banned from Dave and Busters restaurants.
The New York Times in 2010 said that The Onion had struck "comic gold" for its ongoing spoofs of the vice president.
It's reportedly going to become available on Kindle for $2.99 today. The Onion will have Joe Biden take part in an online “Ask Me Anything” session at reddit.com on Friday at 3 p.m. ET.
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