Now there’s bacon-scented deodorant for those suffering from six degrees of perspiration.
Seattle’s KIRO-TV reports that J&D’s Foods,
a local company founded in 2007 under the premise that “Everything should taste like bacon,” now includes a product for your armpits.
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J&D’s website claims their sizzle stick promises a day’s worth of meaty freshness
for your underarms and private areas.
“Designed specifically for people with active lifestyles, Power Bacon provides 24 hours of Bacon Scent,” the site boasts. It also says it's for people who "sweat like pigs."
But the company recommends not wearing it into the wilderness without a firearm.
You can bring home Power Bacon just in time for the holidays. The deodorant stick sells for $9.99 and is available through the company’s website.
People on Twitter seemed to draw the line on bacon-scented deodorant being necessary.
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