Having learned the news last week that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was raking in a staggering $32,000 to speak at Rutgers University, the country came together in collective shock and, appropriately enough, finally started to ask some very serious questions about the "Jersey Shore" guidette.
Why is a girl famous for her pouf of a hairdo, bright orange complexion and a penchant for drinking her body weight earning such an impressive paycheck? Why is a state university funding such a ludicrous event?
And who advised Nobel-winning novelist Toni Morrison to settle for a mere $30,000 at the very same institution?
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