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Monday Jul 01 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Live

It was so hot in L.A. today that you could cook a tofu-based cruelty-free egg substitute on the sidewalk.

Six half-marathon runners were hospitalized yesterday for running in 100 degree heat. They were rushed to a mental hospital.

On Saturday Phoenix had its fourth hottest day in 110 years. The high was 119 degrees. The low was 91. 119 to 91. That's not a temperature range. It's a basketball score.

A funeral home in Virginia added a drive-thru. You drive up to the window, view the body, and then drive to the next window to pick up your fries.

Now you can pay loved ones the same kind of respect you'd pay an Egg McMuffin.

It's a great way to say I care but not enough to get out of my car. The owner said he's trying to keep up with the times. Which makes sense because drive-thru food is probably what killed a lot of these people.

 
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