JokesPageHeader
     
Friday May 31 2013

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

There's a new movie out today. It doesn't have superheroes or spaceships or Vin Diesels, which means that no one will go see it.

The new movie is called "Now You See Me," and it's about everyone's favorite subject, magic. That is a phrase often used by magicians. Along with "hocus pocus" and "abracadabra" and "hey, why is everyone leaving?"

It's not that difficult to be a magician. All you need is a cape, a top hat, and a willingness to sell your soul to Satan in exchange for mystical powers.

And by "mystical powers," I mean an endless stream of colorful handkerchiefs.

Magic's changed over the years. I used to like the old-school magicians. I don't like the modern-day magicians who just do really lame stunts. David Blaine says "I'm going to hold my breath for 17 days." That's not magic, that's a cure for hiccups.

 
Email:
 
Retype Email:
 
Country:
 
Zip Code:
Your e-mail address and personal information is confidential as stated in our Privacy Policy.
 
Around the Web
Top Stories

Newsmax, Moneynews, Newsmax Health, and Independent. American. are registered trademarks of Newsmax Media, Inc. Newsmax TV, and Newsmax World are trademarks of Newsmax Media, Inc.

 
NEWSMAX.COM
America's News Page
©  Newsmax Media, Inc.
All Rights Reserved