Friday Apr 19 2013

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

You know what happened this week in New Zealand? They legalized gay marriage. It was a historic week for gay hobbits. This means Bilbo can finally marry Gandalf.

There is a big movie opening today. One of them science fiction epics. It's called "Oblivion" and stars Tom Cruise. Tom is an intergalactic soldier who spends his days fighting aliens. I have no idea what he plays in the movie.

I think "Oblivion" is going to be a return to form for Tom Cruise. Because he hasn't been in a big-budget fantasy project like this since . . . his marriage.

It is hard to believe that Tom Cruise is 49 years old. He's the same age Wilford Brimley was when he played an old guy in "Cocoon."

"Oblivion" takes place in the year 2077. Humans have abandoned earth. But strangely, Jay Leno is still hosting "The Tonight Show."

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