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Monday Jun 04 2012

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According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of marijuana. You know what that means? He could be our first green president.

Unemployment's still looking pretty bad. In fact, the White House has a new slogan on jobs creation — "Hope and Change the Subject."

The unemployment numbers are higher than President Obama was in high school.

Congratulations to our new national spelling bee champion. Her name is Snigdha Nandipati. Over the weekend the 14-year-old from San Diego won the award after she correctly spelled her own name.

Late Show with David Letterman

In New York City we've got a guy named Michael Bloomberg who is the mayor. The only public official who has been in office longer than Mayor Bloomberg is Santa.

You know DC comics? Turns out the Green Lantern is gay. It's funny that the Green Lantern is the character that is gay and yet Spider-Man has the Broadway musical. Wow, talk about irony!

Miss Rhode Island is the new Miss USA, ladies and gentlemen. And today Donald Trump demanded to see her birth certificate.

Anybody enjoy the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebration? Well, I thought Helen Mirren did a nice job as the Queen.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

On Friday, President Obama spent the night at his home in Chicago for the first time in over a year. It was nice — he even went down to the basement and dusted off some old campaign promises.

That’s right, Obama spent the night at his home in Chicago. Of course it got awkward when he left and his housekeeper was like, “So, see you after the election?”

Hugh Hefner is back together with his fiancée, Crystal Harris, one year after she called off their wedding. It’s like they say: “If you love something, let it go, and if it comes back to you, it probably ran out of money and remembered you were a billionaire.”

This weekend seven monkeys were stolen from a zoo in Poland. You know, so they could begin shooting season 6 of "Jersey Shore."

 
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