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Friday Mar 16 2012

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St. Patrick's Day — this is the day people get so drunk, they're willing to eat Irish food.

You know what's kind of ironic? This will be the fourth St. Patrick's Day of Obama's presidency. He still hasn't created a green job. What happened to those?

Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich made his final public appearance yesterday, before beginning his 14-year prison term. No word on who his cell mate is yet. It's probably a good chance it's another former Illinois governor.

Drug users in San Francisco have formed a drug users union. If you're in the drug users union, and you pass the drug test, do they kick you out?

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Late Show with David Letterman

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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