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Late Show with David Letterman

Regis Philbin celebrated his 80th birthday — quietly with his money.

Regis maintains his youthful appearance with exercise. He loves to take a walk, especially when the check arrives.

President Obama’s popularity is slipping while he’s on vacation. When he went for a walk on the beach, the tide went out.

Late Show with David Letterman- Late Show Top Ten

Top Ten Ways Regis Philbin Celebrated His 80th Birthday

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Spent a quiet day at home annoying his loved ones
9
Wandered streets in his bathrobe
8
Returned birthday gifts for cash
7
Dozed off in his cake
6
“Private” celebration with joy in their jungle-themed bedroom
5
Waved at traffic
4
Kelly surprised him with an ambush makeover
3
Pool party with his goddesses
2
3:00 p.m. dinner with Rickles
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Posted anti-Dave rant on al-Qaida website
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Dick Cheney says that when people in Washington read his new book, “heads will be exploding.” When Cheney says heads will be exploding, he means it.

The name of Katie Couric’s new talk show has been announced. To make sure it has great ratings, they’re calling “Oprah.”

Our thoughts go out to everyone on the East Coast waiting for Hurricane Irene. In Washington, D.C., thousands of people have been left without power. They’re called Democrats.

They say this could be the biggest disaster to hit New York since “Spider-Man the Musical.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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