Regis Philbin celebrated his 80th birthday — quietly with his money.
Regis maintains his youthful appearance with exercise. He loves to take a walk, especially when the check arrives.
President Obama’s popularity is slipping while he’s on vacation. When he went for a walk on the beach, the tide went out.
Dick Cheney says that when people in Washington read his new book, “heads will be exploding.” When Cheney says heads will be exploding, he means it.
The name of Katie Couric’s new talk show has been announced. To make sure it has great ratings, they’re calling “Oprah.”
Our thoughts go out to everyone on the East Coast waiting for Hurricane Irene. In Washington, D.C., thousands of people have been left without power. They’re called Democrats.
They say this could be the biggest disaster to hit New York since “Spider-Man the Musical.”