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Wednesday Aug 17 2011

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President Obama is on a bus tour talking about jobs, and it was reported that his bus was made in Canada. That’s so unpatriotic. If he was a real American, that bus would be made in China.

Obama said the housing market may not pick up again for another year or longer. On the bright side, President Obama now has nine people interested in his house.

Michele Bachmann said that when she is president, gas prices will come down to less than $2 a gallon. When asked how she’ll make that happen, she said she’ll hunt down the CEO of Exxon and stare at him.

Ford engineers are working on technology to let your car communicate with the cars around you. The new technology is called “a horn.”

Late Show with David Letterman

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

A new survey has Rick Perry ahead of Mitt Romney by 11 points, and Michele Bachmann is five points behind him. I think it’s going to come down to who wears the most flag pins.

Perry is an attractive candidate for many conservatives, because he wants smaller government, to cut national spending, and he knows how to fire a grenade launcher. He’s like the Sarah Palin of politics.

Perry was a Democrat at one time, but only once, when he was experimenting in college.

Donald Trump may be running for president, and why not? He’s got that everyman quality that we can all relate to.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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