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Friday Aug 05 2011

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In the movie “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” not only do the apes take over, but they actually do a better job with the debt crisis than humans.

Critics are calling “Jersey Shore” the most offensive thing the United States has done to Italy since the opening of Olive Garden.

President Obama will embark on a bus tour through the Midwest that will focus on jobs — mainly, him trying to keep his.

It was on this day in 1861 that the federal income tax went into effect. Back in those days, there were a lot of robbers and thieves, so the government rounded them up and formed the IRS.

Late Show with David Letterman

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

A new study found that presidents age two times faster than normal people while they’re in office. Or as John McCain put it, “Whew — good thing I lost!”

Man, it’s been a tough time for the economy, but this week, President Obama declared that quote “things will get better.” Yep, and then he opened his eyes, and blew out the candles on his birthday cake.

The Smithsonian opened a new exhibit today about the Chilean miners. Though I thought it was in poor taste that they put it in the basement.

 
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