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Friday Jul 08 2011

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The royal couple will visit Skid Row while in Los Angeles. I guess they want to see Sarah Ferguson.

CNN canceled Eliot Spitzer’s show on CNN. I guess producers canceled it after they realized it was still on.

Scientists believe that people born in the next 20 years could live to be 1,000 years old. How many times would you have to get up to go to the bathroom at that age?

Late Show with David Letterman

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

A new species of shark has been discovered. It’s kind of suspicious. It seems that a new shark is always discovered just before Shark Week.

Sharks are not only nature’s perfect killing machines, they’re also calculating fame-seekers. They’re like Kardashians, but smarter.

The shark was just discovered, yet Lady Gaga is already wearing a hat made of it.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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