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Thursday Jun 02 2011

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Conan

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Late Show with David Letterman

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

The USDA replaced the food pyramid with the “food plate.” After years of the food pyramid, many Americans ended up shaped like pyramids.

Am I the only one that thinks the government might have bigger problems than to tell me what to eat? If so, we need a new election — so I can re-elect them.

There’s something absurd about helping our nutrition by putting a food chart on boxes, when food that comes out of boxes is the problem.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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