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Monday May 30 2011

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Conan

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Late Show with David Letterman

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Memorial Day is a great day across America — to get a deal on a mattress.

You don’t want to run out of meat on Memorial Day. I ran out of meat and had to take emergency measures. That’s how I went from six ferrets to five.

CBS has an annual Memorial Day tradition — of not giving me a day off.

There’s only one 4-day weekend, and that’s Thanksgiving. Would it have killed the Pilgrims to invite the Indians over for dinner more than once in a year?

Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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