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Welcome to New York City, the city that never sleeps. You know why? Bed bugs.

The weather here has been 70 and gray — like Brett Favre.

At training camp, Brett Favre fumbled his teeth, passed a kidney stone, and was tackled by his medical alert bracelet.

There’s already a movie in the works about the egg recall. It’s called “Eat, Pray, Vomit.”

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Top Ten Ways Miss Universe Plans To Make The World A Better Place

10
Inspire peace and unity by looking hot
9
During this bedbug crisis, go door to door scratching the itchy
8
Bring your car to my house and I’ll change the oil
7
I’ll find a new wack-job to take over as “American Idol” judge
6
I’ll offer Osama bin Laden a meet-and-greet. When he shows up, bam! We grab him
5
Teach men to pull over and ask for directions. Am I right, ladies?
4
Give the world what it really needs: a new celebrity perfume
3
Bring peace and stability to Jennifer Aniston’s love life
2
Go around the globe kicking butt like “The Expendables”
1
Support equal rights for less attractive people, like Dave
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