There was a big controversy in the Miss Universe contest. Miss Iran was disqualified for enriching uranium.
The Miss Universe contestants are judged by poise, beauty, and how well they can walk in high heels. It’s the same way Republicans pick vice presidential candidates.
This trial wasn’t looking good for Rod Blagojevich, especially when that thing on his head testified against him.
President Obama could not wait to get on vacation. As soon as the plane landed, he grabbed a couple beers and slid down the emergency slide.
Top Ten Signs New York City Has A Bedbug Problem
Instead of rude and irritable, New Yorkers are now rude, irritable, and itchy.
Sleepy’s is holding first annual “infested mattress sale”
Fire hydrants modified to dispense anti-itch cream
Business as usual (Hello Deli only)
Creepy guy on the subway refuses to grope you until you’ve been deloused
Bedbugs getting into turf wars with cockroach gangs
Proposed ground zero mosque being converted to a ground zero Terminix
No No. 3 — writer’s office crawling with bed bugs
Rex Ryan says he has F-ing bedbugs in his F-ing pants
Twice this week, Mayor Bloomberg has been mistaken for a bedbug