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Thursday Jul 08 2010

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Arizona’s new immigration law was supposed to go into effect already, but it was delayed. They would have had to cancel next week’s all-star baseball game.

The U.S. government is saying that Arizona’s immigration law is unconstitutional. Legally, there’s only one entity that can determine who can come work in this country, and that’s Wal-Mart.

Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new reality show. I believe it’s called “Party’s Over.”

According to Newsweek, Osama bin Laden is a big fan of World Cup soccer, and he likes to watch it from his cave. Why can’t we find him? How many caves have a satellite dish?

Late Show with David Letterman

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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