Today is National Donut Day. It’s perfect for bikini season.
Donuts are a combination of two nutritious foods: cake and fried chicken.
Donuts come in a lot of different shapes and sizes. They’re like the Kardashians.
Happy National Donut Day to everyone. On this day, we remember the billions of donuts that sacrificed themselves for our mouths. I’m having a memorial service in my stomach.
This is what’s great about this country. With 64 percent of the population overweight, we still have a holiday for donuts.
It was Spelling Bee night on NBC, that special time of the year when sixth graders remind us of how stupid we are as adults.