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Wednesday Jun 02 2010

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Late Show with David Letterman

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Whenever I go to Italy, I always have one thought, which is, “Why didn’t I bring pants?”

It’s a great day in Italy, because today is Italian Republic Day. Italians were running through the streets waving their arms — and then they remembered it’s a holiday.

I love Italian food. Or as it’s known in Italy, “food.”

Roman culture is still with us today. We use Roman numerals, we light Roman candles, we . . . hide our daughters from Roman Polanski.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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