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Friday Apr 16 2010

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Late Show with David Letterman

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Willie Nelson is here tonight. He was once branded an outlaw. Outlaws are more scary than in-laws.

The Jonas Brothers don’t conform to the rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle, so why aren’t they considered outlaws? Because their music is crap.

I shouldn’t make fun of the Jonas Brothers. It must be hard being at the top of the Disney food chain.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

In an interview with GQ Magazine, Lou Dobbs said he’s considering running for president. Hey, stranger things have happened — Lou Dobbs being in GQ Magazine being one of them.

There’s a new comic book coming out about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s life. In the comic, Arnold battles his life-long nemesis: words.

A town in Tennessee elected a dead man as its mayor. Finally, a politician who won't cheat on his wife.

There are some new reports coming in from O.J. Simpson in jail. Apparently O.J. has been playing a lot of baseball. He’s pretty good apparently. The only problem is that every time he runs home, he murders two people.

 
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