Willie Nelson is here tonight. He was once branded an outlaw. Outlaws are more scary than in-laws.
The Jonas Brothers don’t conform to the rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle, so why aren’t they considered outlaws? Because their music is crap.
I shouldn’t make fun of the Jonas Brothers. It must be hard being at the top of the Disney food chain.
In an interview with GQ Magazine, Lou Dobbs said he’s considering running for president. Hey, stranger things have happened — Lou Dobbs being in GQ Magazine being one of them.
There’s a new comic book coming out about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s life. In the comic, Arnold battles his life-long nemesis: words.
A town in Tennessee elected a dead man as its mayor. Finally, a politician who won't cheat on his wife.
There are some new reports coming in from O.J. Simpson in jail. Apparently O.J. has been playing a lot of baseball. He’s pretty good apparently. The only problem is that every time he runs home, he murders two people.