There are only two requirements to watch this show: insomnia and no cable.
About a third of the members of Congress are on Twitter. Now we know why nothing is getting done.
It’s a great day for Dick Cheney, who was released from the hospital. Doctors say he’ll be up, shooting lawyers in the face in no time.
There’s a new member of Twitter: the Dalai Lama. I think he just did it to make China mad. Everything he does annoys China, it’s like he’s Ellen DeGeneres and China is Simon Cowell.
Another big storm is on the way to the East Coast. They’re expecting up to 30 inches of snow in the next couple days. I’m pretty sure God is punishing us for “Jersey Shore.”
Former vice president Dick Cheney was released from the hospital after being treated for his fifth heart attack. Doctors gave him strict instructions not to watch “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” any more.
The Dalai Lama is now on Twitter. Today, he got to find out what Tila Tequila had for breakfast.