JokesPageHeader
     
Wednesday Jan 27 2010

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Banner

Conan

Late Show with David Letterman

Rerun

Late Show with David Letterman- Late Show Top Ten

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Susan Boyle had a bit of a scare. She called the police after an intruder broke into her house, which must be terrifying. Imagine walking into a dark living room in the middle of the night and bumping into Susan Boyle.

Today is Mozart’s birthday. The Austrian people are always trumpeting the fact that Mozart is from there. I think it’s meant to take your mind off any other very famous Austrians.

Mozart wrote over 600 pieces of classical music, best known for his master work, “Rock Me Amadeus.”

I like all the greats: Mozart, Beethoven, Lady Gaga. One is not better than the other and there should not be competition. Music is not a contest. So stay tuned to CBS for the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards this Sunday.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

According to Us Weekly, Tiger Woods is at a sex rehab facility in Mississippi and his wife Elin is staying nearby at Brett Favre’s ranch. One more interception for Brett Favre this week.

Rapper and cologne-maker Diddy gave his son, Justin Dior Combs, a $360,000 car for his 16th birthday. He must really do the heck out of his chores.

Apple unveiled their latest product. Most experts predicted they would introduce a new tablet device for customers who love the iPhone but wish it was the size of a Lean Cuisine frozen dinner.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Rerun

 
Email:
 
Retype Email:
 
Country:
 
Zip Code:
Your e-mail address and personal information is confidential as stated in our Privacy Policy.
 

Newsmax, Moneynews, and Independent. American. are registered trademarks of Newsmax Media, Inc. Newsmax TV, NewsmaxWorld, NewsmaxHealth, are trademarks of Newsmax Media, Inc.

 
NEWSMAX.COM
America's News Page
©  Newsmax Media, Inc.
All Rights Reserved