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Friday Dec 06 2013

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

It's finish Independence Day, everybody. Every year I celebrate by doing Finnish things, like staring out of the window and contemplating my alcoholism.

There were huge celebrations all across Finland. By that I mean some people almost cracked a smile.

The Finns are reserved, quiet, and really polite. That's why they're known as the Canadians of Europe, except the mayor of Helsinki doesn't smoke crack — allegedly.

Newsweek magazine recently named Finland the "overall best country in the world." I'm like, well, based on what? I actually don't know. But you can trust "Newsweek" because they're part of a desperate, dying industry.

Every year the Finns spend almost a billion dollars at Starbucks. A billion dollars works out to about six frappuccinos.

 
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