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Friday Oct 25 2013

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NASA has successfully tested a broadband communications system that’s built into the lunar atmosphere explorer probe. It sends data to and from the moon at the rate of 622 megabits per second. To the moon and back in a second. In a related story, the Obamacare website is still down.

I tried to log on to the Obamacare website today. I don’t think I'm doing it right. I lost 300 bucks playing Texas Hold 'Em.

The White House now says the Obamacare website will be fixed by the end of November. So if your doctor has only given you three weeks to live, sorry pal.

This seems kind of insensitive, but ABC announced that they are going to make a sitcom about a man with Alzheimer's. It's called “I Forget How I Met Your Mother.”

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Another scandal with the National Security Agency, the NSA. You know how they've been accused of spying on Americans? Well, it just came out that they actually spied on 35 world leaders. Yeah, it was 34 prime ministers and Oprah.

A new report found that 700 IRS employees owe a combined $5.4 million in back taxes. When IRS workers got the news, they said, "Oh man, I hope I don't find out about this!"

A man in Oregon was arrested for growing marijuana after police used Google Earth to track him down. So if you're one of those crazy conspiracy theorists who thinks the government is watching you with satellites from space, you were right.

A new survey found that nearly half of people who join Twitter never actually use it. Which explains Twitter's new nickname: “the gym.”

 
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