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Scientists here in California have discovered a rare species of legless lizards. Now don't confuse that with spineless snakes; those are called congressmen. That’s totally different.

Monday is Celebrate Bisexuality Day. I don't know if I'm going to celebrate. I could go either way.

A show on plants on the Discovery Channel said that plants have a way of signaling danger to each other. When there's danger, the plant releases a gas that other plants can sense. Well, here is my question. What good is a plant warning another plant about danger? What's the other plant supposed to do, run?

Jimmy Fallon is here tonight. What, it’s already February? That’s amazing!

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For the first time in 90 years, Time magazine has appointed a female editor. But while it's a big change for the publication, she promises it will still be the same magazine you briefly glance at before you buy an Us Weekly.

In a new interview, Elton John said that he will not cancel a performance in Russia later this year, despite the country's anti-gay laws. Vladimir Putin was pretty shocked when he heard. He was like, "Hold on. Elton John is gay?"

The National Zoo says that so many people are watching its panda cam that it now has to limit each viewing session to 15 minutes. Though if you’re watching a panda on a webcam for more than 15 minutes, maybe YOU'RE the one who needs to be monitored.

A new study found that leading a healthy lifestyle can actually reverse the signs of aging. Although constantly talking about being a Vegan will still take years off other people’s lives.

 
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