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Monday Sep 02 2013

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Happy Labor Day, everybody! What could be more American than making an immigrant like me work on Labor Day?

I like to go to the beach on Labor Day. Here in Los Angeles, the beaches are packed with thongs and cleavage. And the women dress sexy too.

A 64-year-old grandmother became the first person to swim from Cuba to Florida. That is old to be a long-distance swimmer. This was her fifth attempt to swim to Florida from Cuba. That just goes to show you. Old people really love Florida.

 
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