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Thursday Aug 29 2013

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Ben Affleck is the new Batman. And Miley Cyrus is apparently the new Lindsay Lohan.

People are still talking about that over-the-top Miley Cyrus performance at the VMAs last Sunday. Why couldn’t Kanye West interrupt that?

John Kerry said it's "undeniable" that the president of Syria is using weapons of mass destruction. Kerry said President Obama needs to build a coalition of countries and attack soon, no matter what others might say. Today former President George Bush said, “Hey, good luck with that. Let me know how it works out.”

Wal-Mart will soon begin offering benefits for their employees' same-sex partners. How about that? Finally a company looking out for the interests of gay and lesbian Chinese factory workers!

Late Show with David Letterman

Anybody ever studied at Donald Trump University? The attorney general says it's a fraudulent operation. Here's all I know. It's the only college where you can actually major in condo flipping.

You know you are not at a top-rank university if the professor has a tip jar on his desk.

The Kardashian family — looks like now another marriage may be in trouble. They're saying now that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are having marital problems. And the state department says its warships are already rushing to the area.

 
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